What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 14:35

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
The Man with the Golden Gun
Live and Let Die
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Bond slapping Tracy.
Dr No
-”Ah so!”
Octopussy
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-All the bad guys are black.
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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
You Only Live Twice
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
Goldfinger
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Moonraker
How do you confront your own family for not inviting you or leaving you out of things?
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
Diamonds Are Forever
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
A View to a Kill
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-J W Pepper
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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
From Russia With Love
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?